If this is not witchcraft, then what is it?

What a transformation! The power of makeup...

 

The Cup And The Coffee

A Group of friends, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress of work and life. The professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and assortment of cups – porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite – telling them to help themselves to the coffee.

Awoof!

Most of the people ever duped by '419' are '418' themselves. I've noticed that the people easiest to hoodwink are those who like 'awoof' and overnight wealth.

What' Do You Think About This?

A friend of mine said this in response to one of my updates. It got me cracking...

"Basically, for me, I don't have any serious relationship with anybody. My highest percentage of love for girls is 50, 'cause if anything happens, I'd use the remaining 50% for amendment. And for a girl to get that 50% is not a year job bro.."

*faints

Quote Of The Day

"The moment you start pushing towards having it all is the moment you start losing it all." -Ozone

I Can't Laugh Alone

That awkward circumstance she says 'YES' a day to her birthday.
May the grace of the Lord be with you my brother.

Social Media Ethics - Facebook

One of the best ways to build a very strong Facebook community and fan base is to learn to use the 'like' button for every comment your posts attract regardless of whether it's for or against your opinion.
'Liking' only the comments favourable to you and ignoring those that are not is somewhat immature (sorry to use the word).
Tolerating critics and people with counter opinions to your opinion builds you and makes you know how differently different people see different things. It also goes a long way in determining how well you could bear criticism and also your ability to lead.

Of Success, Failure and Ego

Never let success get to your head, never let failure get to your heart.

Ego = 1/knowledge;
The more the knowledge, the lesser the ego,
The lesser the ego, the more the knowledge.

Humility and Pride

Humility takes you to the next phase of your life,
Pride makes you feel you are there already and have no reason to go further.
When you are not humble, you will be humbled.
To be humble is not the same as 'to be humbled'.
-When you are humble, you don't believe you know, you believe you can learn from anything and anyone, you are meek and lowly, which of course doesn't mean you are low in standard.
-When you are humbled, you are degraded, belittled, reduced, lowered in rank and forced to abase yourself, which in that case would have claimed your dignity, value, reputation and respect.
God enthrones the humble and then makes the proud his subject.
Humility is not thinking less of yourself, it's thinking of yourself less.
Humility is a strength, not a weakness.

Nigerian Politicians

With the current situation of this country, I can't help but agree that most of our politicians indeed have more money than sense.

December 31st, 1999 / January 1st, 2000

A day I can never forget (Dec 31st,1999). The churches were full...even the completely passive members and those who never attended church came to church. I had never seen my church so full. We all felt at the clock of 12am, 1st-1st of the year '2000', something different would happen (maybe rapture or a transformation of some kind to commemorate the emergence of a new millennium) as we were made to believe. The expression on people's faces was sobered and repentant. We prayed as if that would be the last day of our lives.
But when my people waited till around 12pm and nothing had happened, they stomped the nearest taverns and drank themselves to stupor!

The fool and his foolishness by Tayo Fasuan

The fool says in his heart
That there is really no God
Because he believes he's smart
That he'll survive every odd.
But he has forgotten his past
Of who actually is the Lord
He takes an exception to his start
He withdraws from his very source.
He forgets his rise from the ash
Of He who made him from the mud
He burns the bridge he ought to pass
In the forest of confusion, he got lost.
He forgets the story of Nebuchadnezzar
He engages in endless rubbish talk
Eventually, like him, he will eat grass
And be toppled from his lofty spot.
The fool is really rich in his mind
But in the spirit, he is very poor
He looks learned and brilliant in act
Look deep enough, he's an empty box.
By his actions, he does declare
His heart's contents that's corrupt
Pretending like he's on the Lord's side
While His very words, he really mocks.
The fool is really nothing but an ass
He doesn't think deep and well enough
Please, tell him he is on borrowed time
The Owner of his very Soul is on call.

Don't be a fool because of your brilliance and intelligence.
God and His laws/words are real.

The successful woman

Any woman who cannot keep a home has failed. If a woman has a home and a career, she has to learn to marry them both. That is success.

Call a spade a spade!

Fornication is fornication, adultery is adultery. Let's call a spade a spade! Calling it 'an affair' makes it look beautiful...

Your future is in your hands

Too many people are today being deceived that their future is hopeless and that nothing good can come out of it. They have been lied to that change is not possible, that that's their destiny.
Some believe this lie because probably they have tried certain things for years and yet no positive change has occurred. Thus, they have concluded that their lives can never be better.
Does the name 'Jabez' sound familiar? He was given the name by his mother. Jabez means sorrow, pain, displeasure etc. Jabez was not responsible for his mother’s condition at birth yet the mother gave him a name that for a long while was controlling his life.
The destiny of a man is not in the hands of another. It is in his hands.
God never creates anyone useless. There is no uselessness in God. He is an excellent God. Thus you are an excellent person.

Jabez accepted his situation until a day when he said to himself, "God is a good God and so my destiny cannot be hopeless but colourful". He rose and saw himself beyond been sorrowful. He saw that there is a God who changed the life of Jacob and made up his mind to call upon that same God that is the same yesterday, today and forever. His destiny as orchestrated by the devil through his mother was changed by him. Jabez had to rise to the reality that he was not created for pain, shame and sorrow. This applies to you- you can change your destiny.

"There are those who say fate is something beyond our command, that destiny is not our own. But I know better now. Our fate lives within us. We only have to be brave enough to see it."
-Ozone.

Love has life

Love has life; you need to feed it, nourish it and cherish it. When you don't do these three things, it gets malnourished, it dies!

You are just lucky

Guys; The lady you have been chasing for over 12 months without giving you a 'hoot' was in bed with a guy just 3 days after they met.
The lady you had in your bed in less than a week, a guy has been chasing her for over 18 months...
If she sees some quality in you and falls for you, don't ever stand anywhere and say she's cheap...
Ladies; Don't because he took you to an expensive restaurant, gave you money and bought you the latest iPhone call him 'maga', he possibly never bought even a wristband for his Ex. If you're lucky he's so much in love with you, don't think he's a fool and don't ever take him for granted!

Me today...

Come to think of it, is it a must to always flash my '32'?

To my Muslim friends

My Muslim friends; If you were to be given 1stroke of the cane for each day you did not fast since the beginning of Ramadan, sincerely, how many strokes would you be taking?

You can help yourself

Help yourself from fornication; see every woman as either your mother, sister or daughter.

Is this malice?

People...

You had a quarrel with a friend. In the course of the quarrel, he or she said a lot of heavy weighted abusive words to you- he/she even went as far as telling people your 'buts', deep secrets and the naughty and ridiculous things you do in the closet right in your presence. You felt so betrayed... Now, he/she has apologised and you've accepted... You still greet each other but you no longer talk to him/her as much as before and you try as much as possible to avoid anything that would bring you both together in such intimacy.
Now, could this act be called 'malice'?

What do you feel about this testimony?

Perhaps the weirdest testimony I've ever heard in my entire life was this one by a Deacon in my Church...

"Praise the Lord! I'm giving glory to God for what he did in my life... There were these two of my wife's elder brothers that I used to see in my dream chasing me with cutlass and aiming for my life. I reported them to God in prayers...
I got the news that one of them died yesterday at home. I couldn't contain my joy...and I strongly believe that the other one will join him soon by God's grace... Praise the Lord!"

I almost fainted...